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My Resolutions for 2011

Posted by on Dec 17, 2010 in Other Stuff | 5 comments

(1) I will not discuss my political or religious beliefs.  Just because I think you may be an utter moron, does not mean I must tell you that.

(2) I will stay true to myself.  I know who I am and who I am not.  I am strong, yet still need my family.  I am smart, and funny.  I am clumsy.  I will never be proper, or flower-like, or try to for that matter.  If you want a graceful rose, this may not be the blog for you.

(3) I will stop withholding my true personality.  Sometimes I rephrase things for the sake of others.   But I will no more.  If I think something sucks big ones.  Then dammit it sucks big ones.  I will just apologize to my inlaws now if I say anything on my blog that may offend them in the next year. As for my mom, Tough!  I am your daughter and you created this monster.

(4) I plan on eating better.  I want to know what exactly I am eating and how it benefits me.

(5) I will drink less.  Not a whole lot less, just less…..or maybe I will just drink more water.

(6) I will run farther, and faster.

(7) I will have more late nights with my husband.  He really is getting sexier with age….or maybe its just my eyesight going.

(8)  I will rock my thirties.

(9) I will not yell at my kids as much.

(10) I will let my kids play faster and louder.

(11) I will let them fall, but still be there to pick them up.

(12) I will continue to work hard.

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  1. Healthy Mamma

    LMAO! This sounds like you wrote it for me! ;)
    #5 & #7 are hilarious and good luck w #10 ;)

  2. Belinda @zomppa

    SING IT, SISTER! Rock it…blessings for 2011!

  3. Chefwife

    And number 13: To continue my lovely blogmance with Belinda ;-)

  4. MommyB Knows Best

    Sounds like a great list!! I hope you excel at them and know you will be happier for each one!! Bless you my love!

  5. Merut

    I need to work on #1 for sure. Love all of your resolutions. Now your readers will help you keep them!

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